Georgia's Weekly Roundup

• Hump Night/PBR Wednesday’s at Mercury Lounge are the shit and totally worth a Thursday spent throwing up in my mouth a little bit.
• This website is the ultimate time-waster and giggle-inducer: http://animalsbeingdicks.com/
• I’ve listened to this song 44 times this week.
• Pre-ordered my tickets to see Harry for the last time, you should too.
• Curious what a day in the life of a douchebag is like? Wonder no more.
• Two amazing shows, TrueBlood and Louie, are starting this week and my summer just got a little better. The Bachelorette really wasn’t cutting it. I can’t believe they chose such an uggo who’s been obsessing over this guy for the past 5 episodes. #REAL TALK.
• Nothing worth watching is opening this weekend, unless you’re into clichéd, sentimental stories about immigrants making it in the first world or you’re obsessed with turtles. Instead, go see this. It was the best movie i’ve seen this year, but you may want to brush up on some literary history first in order to get all the references.
• And in conclusion, here are some Otters holding hands while they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other. You’re welcome.