Tuesday, September 28

It's on, October 23rd.

If you didn't know, well now you know.

If you don't know what this is, let me break it down for you. Every year for... well, at least as long as I have been in Ottawa Half Cab organizes an invitational ski & snowboard comp. in the parking lot of the Clocktower (in REAL one in the Glebe). There are a wap of reasons why you should check out this awesome event, however here is your executive summary.

Top ten reasons to attend Capitalize Ski & Snowboard Series on October 23:

  1. You don't understand what "capitalize" is and you are a firm believer in self improvement through experience.
  2. You wear flannel.  
  3. You like to ski and/or snowboard- or at least the concept of it. 
  4. You are looking for true love.
  5. You enjoy PBR, cold, warm... whatever. You don't really care. 
  6. You're a pro ho- or because you live in Ontario you are a flo ho.
  7. You know Smiling Jerry. 
  8. You condone high fiving as an acceptable form of encouragement.
  9. You like to party.
  10. You like naughty nurses. 

See ya then.


  1. Rumor has it that Dot-Dot-Dot's very own Mallory Jones will be wearing one hell of a skimpy naughty nurse outfit, so if you are going purely for reason #10, make sure to come early.