I'm selling what some might call a hipster starter kits. You might be asking "What the hell is a Hipster?", well For a more in-depth explanation then I'm willing to give you could consult the Wikipedia definition.
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Now to get down to the nitty-gritty!
I'm selling a Bianchi pista track bicycle with some street mods.
Also throwing down a 1st gen Ipod touch with 32gb hdd space
I love you, all you hispters you.
Keep up the hipsterism.